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Zero2Cool
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"George Carlin""The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating
...and you finish off as an orgasm."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked it lol
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LMAO!!!
there's alot of truth in this and alot of what george carlin said in his comedy routines.
there's alot of truth in this and alot of what george carlin said in his comedy routines.
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I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me.
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"yooperfan"I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me.
You can have the blonde.
I'll take a red-head.
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That's hilarious.
George Carlin was the man.
The best comic ever.
George Carlin was the man.
The best comic ever.
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"yooperfan"I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me.
Oh YOOP!!!
(I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!!
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LOL. Awesome.
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"Cheesey""yooperfan"I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me.
Oh YOOP!!!
(I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!!
Not you in that nurses uniform I hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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