~Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ....... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

~A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

"But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

"Formo"~Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ....... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

~A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

"But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Brilliant.
Just Brilliant.

Oh my..........i think i'm gonna be sick!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!
(Gave you +1) :thumbleft:

Thats a plus 1.
That even exceeds his cheesiness.

"yooperfan"Thats a plus 1.
That even exceeds his cheesiness.

That makes "cheesey" cheesey!

"Cheesey"

"yooperfan"Thats a plus 1.
That even exceeds his cheesiness.

That makes "cheesey" cheesey!

Or is it Cheesey Squared?
(I can't put the little two up the in the corner.
Cheesey 2)

I groaned so hard reading this I think I pulled a nerve.

"TheEngineer"I groaned so hard reading this I think I pulled a nerve.

Chicks call that your brain.
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