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walleye
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the lord said'
Because you have tried to be faithfull to me in all ways, i will garnt you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said Build a bridge to Hawaii so i can ride over anytime i want.
the lord said youre request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steelit would take!
it will nearly exhaust several natural resources. i can do it, but it is hard for me to justify youre desire for wordly things. take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
the biker thought about it for a long time.
finally he said lord i wish that i and all men could understand women;
i want to know how she feels inside, what shes thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how i can make a woman truly happy.
the lord replied you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Because you have tried to be faithfull to me in all ways, i will garnt you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said Build a bridge to Hawaii so i can ride over anytime i want.
the lord said youre request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steelit would take!
it will nearly exhaust several natural resources. i can do it, but it is hard for me to justify youre desire for wordly things. take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
the biker thought about it for a long time.
finally he said lord i wish that i and all men could understand women;
i want to know how she feels inside, what shes thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how i can make a woman truly happy.
the lord replied you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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here wally wally wally...now bend over...
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"4PackGirl"here wally wally wally...now bend over...
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Why what you going to do? tease me? :pottytrain1:
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"4PackGirl"here wally wally wally...now bend over...
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Hmmm... vicey..errr... remain PC.. ah never mind. :lol:
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LOLOL!!!
Good one!!!
Good one!!!
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I laugh every time I hear it.
Never get tired of it.
B/c it is so true.
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Never get tired of it.
B/c it is so true.
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