I would definitely fear the learning curve when attempting a switch from right to left-handed ass wiping, so I have to give Zero a +1 for a very strong argument. We might ask Gute or the league to incorporate a test of that particular skill as part of the evaluation process. For all we know, the left tackle position could already be largely populated by ambiwiperous former right tackle athletes and we just haven't tracked it properly. I don't see the league making it part of the combine though, as it doesn't quite carry the television appeal of say, the 40 yard dash. I could easily be wrong on the TV appeal, being a boomer and all...

dfosterf;463901I would definitely fear the learning curve when attempting a switch from right to left-handed ass wiping,...

Perhaps you should consider installing a bidette.

Martha Careful;463907Perhaps you should consider installing a bidette.

Tell me one person that has ever made that switch from right to left.
I still come in with the Charmin even after the deployment of a bidet. Be honest, quasi nun at 82... you ever switched hands as regards to clean up on aisle zero upon taking care of business?

Im trying to remember if I ever got messed up enough to ever do that switch. I got nothing, lol

This is all in jest, I know you know that, but we do have humor challenged people up in here...

Martha Careful;463907Perhaps you should consider installing a bidette.

Bahaha. Those things frighten me! I'd end up with shit splatter everywhere lol

dfosterf;463910 Be honest, quasi nun at 82... you ever switched hands as regards to clean up on aisle zero upon taking care of business?

Actually, when I broke my right wrist after falling on some ice, out of necessity I switched to the left hand, with relative ease....so there!!