DakotaT;194104Stop it, I do not respond to compliments.
I need to be beaten like a pinata by you dumbasses.
And Wade, if you ever do get married, pick the one that knows how to cook and enjoys pleasuring you.
Babes ain't worth the trouble - trust me on that one.

I'm with Dakota here (yet again, this is starting to get really scary).

Babes are used to the world going around them.
So you'll find that pretty much everything you do is wrong.

Instead, find yourself a nice woman who knows how to cook and will actually find your endless blathering interesting.
Bonus if she has red hair.

You ever notice how much happier I am than DakotaT? I've dated babes before.
Yikes!

And Dakota - you're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.
Better?