Mucky Tundra;466519Martha, you volunteered your services as a K earlier this year. With a new K that's no longer a need. Perhaps you could line up as the punt returner? Don't even need to catch the ball, just call for a fair catch and let it go everytime.

I was a shifty little gal back in the day, but there is no way.
however, I would volunteer to be an assistant special team's coach and grab those returners by the ear and give them a severe talking to