Who's to say that even though he WAS stoned, that the alien WASN'T there???
Maybe he's just a piss poor shot!

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2010/09/police_use_stun_gun_on_homeown.html#incart_rh

Police use stun gun on homeowner battling fire near Pittsburgh
Published: Tuesday, September 07, 2010, 9:19 AM
Updated: Tuesday, September 07, 2010, 9:21 AM
The Associated Press

NORTH BELLE VERNON, Pa.
Police had to use a stun gun on a Pittsburgh-area man whose house was on fire because they say the man was endangering himself trying to battle the blaze with a garden hose.

Officials in North Belle Vernon say the fire broke out Monday afternoon and spread to two houses. When firefighters arrived on the scene, one homeowner was trying to fight the flames with a garden hose. Police say they tried three times to remove Damon Baker from the scene, but he wouldnt budge, so officers had to subdue him.



0'Share Baker told WTAE-TV he was just trying to save his pet reptiles. Five of his snakes made it out of the fire, but six didnt survive.

Police say no charges will be filed against Baker.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/wife-32658-milton-fire.html

Report: Wife sets husband's go-kart on fire after tiff over Jennifer Lopez movie
Comments 28
September 07, 2010 5:18 PM
Mathew Pellegrino
Florida Freedom Newspapers
MILTON
A 34-year-old Milton woman was arrested after her husband alleged she attempted to burn his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument.

Shannon Wriska was arrested Sept. 2 and charged with a first-degree battery charge and arson, a second-degree felony.

At 1 p.m. Thursday afternoon, Santa Rosa County deputies were dispatched to Fleetwood Drive in Milton in reference to an arson complaint, according to a Sheriffs Office report. When deputies arrived, they noticed a boat parked in front of a trailer was partially burned. Flames had reached the side of the trailer.

Lawmen were met by Robert Wriska, who stated that his wife, Shannon, had burned his boat and his go-kart that was parked next to his trailer, the report said.

Robert told deputies he had been in an altercation with his wife the night before and that they watched a movie that starred the actress Jennifer Lopez, according to the report. Robert stated his wife was very jealous of the actress and did not like him seeing her in the movie. He said an argument ensued over the actress, both went to bed and Shannon later left the house.

The next day, Robert said he was at his neighbor's home drinking alcohol and his wife pulled up in her vehicle, saw him drinking and became agitated, the report said. Shannon then walked outside of their trailer, started pulling hoses off of the motor of his go-kart and lit it on fire, which Robert tried to extinguish.

He told lawmen he saw Shannon drive away in her vehicle with his dogs, saying she was going to put them to sleep, the report stated. Witnesses also said Shannon punched Robert, but the husband didnt fight back.

A witness told deputies that after Robert went back inside his neighbors house, someone came in the house and said that Shannon was lighting Roberts boat on fire and that she was attempting to light a Jacuzzi on fire by pouring gasoline inside of it, the report said.

Shannon was later arrested and interviewed at the jail where she stated both she and her husband had been fighting throughout the night of Sept. 1 and into the following day. Shannon said Robert called her several times, verbally harassing her, according to the report. She told lawmen Robert lit the go-kart on fire, and didnt admit to lighting anything on fire.

The case is being investigated by the state Fire Marshals Office.

Shannon Wriska was released from the Santa Rosa County Jail on $4,000 bond.

I wonder if there was water in the Jacuzzi when she tried to burn it.

I also learned something.
I was curious why Jacuzzi was capitalized since I have always used it as a word for hot tub, just realized it's a brand name.
And now it will irritate me as much as when someone asks for Kleenex instead of a tissue.

Winnebago and Frisbee also fall under that category.

Wow.
That may be considered an "Epic Fail."

N00b Boyfriend

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993

"Nonstopdrivel"N00b Boyfriend

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993

That was pretty funny but the funniest bit was at the end.

"Too long, did not listen"

"Packers_Finland"

"Nonstopdrivel"N00b Boyfriend

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993

That was pretty funny but the funniest bit was at the end.

"Too long, did not listen"

Haha..
That's great!