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Zero2Cool;181307You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like.


yep.
that is the list I am working off of.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.
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Nonstopdrivel;181364The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.



That was going to be one of my next quotes.
Oh well.
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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.





I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Zsa Zsa GaborA man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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“I've got to play consistent.
They want me to play like that all the time. If I do that game-in and game-out, I should be one of the best corners in the league.”

- Ahmad Carroll
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My wife got me a T-shirt to wear at Deer camp. It says
"Please do not give this man any beer-
His wife"
I wore it, too! But it's WAY too big on me now. It looks like a tent!
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My wife has a cousin who lives in TN.
She posted this a little while ago.

Just saw a guy riding a moped wearing a viking helmet...horns and all.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



This one is for Vikings fans:
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.




Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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