I have said SO many bad things......i can't come up with just ONE!!!
LOLOLOL!!!

Hmm..
I know I said some dumb things..
But nothing like that.

Although, back when my wife and I were just barely dating, only a few weeks, I asked her college roommate what her size was.
I found out how smart of a move that was..
REALLY smart.
And I wasn't trying to be.
lol
Also, after a couple of years of dating and just getting married, we both put on some pounds.
I was the lucky one, as the majority of her added pounds went to her chest.
That'll throw a guy for a loop when getting a honeymoon present for her (and himself) when he buys the wrong cup size (by two sizes!).
And the original size he bought was the correct size for when they first started dating.
=D

"Heatherthepackgirl"That wouldnt bother me at all just because I would rather him buy the right size instead of standing in a line to return it and the gas spent to go back to that store.
I personally dont understand why a woman would get upset over that, you are the size that you are and your husband is still with you no matter if you went up a size in clothing.
That to me is such a little issue when there are such worse things going on in the world today.
But again not much bothers me.

+1 to you young lady!

"pack93z"Personally, if I had that in mind, clothes that is.. I would have planned properly and checked the size on one of her favorite outfits before heading out Xmas Shopping.. in other words, I would have punted and never crossed that bridge.. losing preposition either way. :lol:

perfect, 93!!!
i'm proud of you!
:thumbright:

"Since69"Once, when I was much, much younger and much, much stupider, I was in some store helping my wife find a dress in her size.
She said her size was 16W.
I asked what the 'W' stood for.
She got this look in her eye (one that I've come to recognize since then), and she asked what I thought it stood for.

I said, "Wide?"

+1!!!!!!!LOLOL!!!

You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

"Cheesey"You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick.
In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened.
He said that he liked it.
You are pretty close Cheesey.

"wpr"

"Cheesey"You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick.
In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened.
He said that he liked it.
You are pretty close Cheesey.

LOL!
I usually end up with the stick shoved up my.........you know.

"Cheesey"

"wpr"

"Cheesey"You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

And yet you keep coing back.
You must like the stick...


I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick.
In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened.
He said that he liked it.
You are pretty close Cheesey.

LOL!
I usually end up with the stick shoved up my.........you know.

And yet you keep coming back.
You must like the stick...

Well....i figure I'm gonna get in trouble either way. I always seem to find humor in the wierdest things........so if i'm gonna get the stick anyway, might as well get a LAUGH out of it first!

"Cheesey"You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

lol

I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister.
I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now.

The joys of having a short term memory.
lol